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    What We Haul

    15 Things FERO Won't HaulAnd 15 Things We Would Haul Instead

    By Team FERO

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    We get asked a lot about what FERO hauls. So we made three videos to illustrate the will they / won't they scenarios. Swipe through below.

    Where We Draw The Line

    • Won't Haul

      Anything requiring a hazmat suit and a prayer


      Will Haul

      An industrial sump pump to clean up the mess

    • Won't Haul

      Anything involving live animals, a tuxedo or a wedding cake


      Will Haul

      The scissor lift needed to put the topper on a 30-foot cake

    • Won't Haul

      The crushing weight of societal expectations


      Will Haul

      The rebar needed to reinforce a really heavy load

    • Won't Haul

      The mountain of emotional baggage you've been ignoring


      Will Haul

      The excavator you'd need to get to the bottom of your problem

    • Won't Haul

      That nasty couch you found in the alley


      Will Haul

      The skid steer you'd need to help clean up that mess

    We've Seen The Movie

    • Won't Haul

      Clark Griswold's (or anyone else's) Aunt Edna


      Will Haul

      Aunt Edna's estate for the auction house

    • Won't Haul

      That haunted and cursed doll

      Seriously, no way. We saw that movie.


      Will Haul

      The materials to keep it properly chained and secured

    • Won't Haul

      The “weather balloon” and “dummy” from Roswell


      Will Haul

      The merch for next year's Roswell 80th anniversary celebration

    • Won't Haul

      Anything that has a heartbeat, a name and an attitude problem


      Will Haul

      The materials you'd need to build that llama a new corral

    • Won't Haul

      Any of that dumpster-fire type of drama


      Will Haul

      The industrial fire extinguisher you'd need to deal with it

    The Stuff That Actually Weighs On You

    • Won't Haul

      Your drudging lack of morning motivation

      It's so heavy


      Will Haul

      4 pallets of espresso beans

      If that don't work, nothing will

    • Won't Haul

      Your unread emails

      All 1,847 of them


      Will Haul

      Your order of red bricks

      All 1,847 of them

    • Won't Haul

      That gigantic heap of “gym guilt” from January


      Will Haul

      Two full pallets of the latest fad diet stuff

      Even if you won't use this either

    • Won't Haul

      The looming weight of your student loans


      Will Haul

      An equal weight in ramen noodles

      You're used to it

    • Won't Haul

      Your Pinterest board of 2,400 home project ideas

      That you never ever finish


      Will Haul

      2,400 lbs of lumber

      Somebody will build something with it, some day

    The Actual Answer

    All jokes aside, here's what we really move: construction equipment, jobsite tools and trailers, lumber, pipe and materials, and just about anything else that needs to get from a yard to a jobsite fast.

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