
What We Haul
15 Things FERO Won't HaulAnd 15 Things We Would Haul Instead
By Team FERO
We get asked a lot about what FERO hauls. So we made three videos to illustrate the will they / won't they scenarios. Swipe through below.
Where We Draw The Line
- Won't Haul
Anything requiring a hazmat suit and a prayer
Will HaulAn industrial sump pump to clean up the mess
- Won't Haul
Anything involving live animals, a tuxedo or a wedding cake
Will HaulThe scissor lift needed to put the topper on a 30-foot cake
- Won't Haul
The crushing weight of societal expectations
Will HaulThe rebar needed to reinforce a really heavy load
- Won't Haul
The mountain of emotional baggage you've been ignoring
Will HaulThe excavator you'd need to get to the bottom of your problem
- Won't Haul
That nasty couch you found in the alley
Will HaulThe skid steer you'd need to help clean up that mess
We've Seen The Movie
- Won't Haul
Clark Griswold's (or anyone else's) Aunt Edna
Will HaulAunt Edna's estate for the auction house
- Won't Haul
That haunted and cursed doll
Seriously, no way. We saw that movie.
Will HaulThe materials to keep it properly chained and secured
- Won't Haul
The “weather balloon” and “dummy” from Roswell
Will HaulThe merch for next year's Roswell 80th anniversary celebration
- Won't Haul
Anything that has a heartbeat, a name and an attitude problem
Will HaulThe materials you'd need to build that llama a new corral
- Won't Haul
Any of that dumpster-fire type of drama
Will HaulThe industrial fire extinguisher you'd need to deal with it
The Stuff That Actually Weighs On You
- Won't Haul
Your drudging lack of morning motivation
It's so heavy
Will Haul4 pallets of espresso beans
If that don't work, nothing will
- Won't Haul
Your unread emails
All 1,847 of them
Will HaulYour order of red bricks
All 1,847 of them
- Won't Haul
That gigantic heap of “gym guilt” from January
Will HaulTwo full pallets of the latest fad diet stuff
Even if you won't use this either
- Won't Haul
The looming weight of your student loans
Will HaulAn equal weight in ramen noodles
You're used to it
- Won't Haul
Your Pinterest board of 2,400 home project ideas
That you never ever finish
Will Haul2,400 lbs of lumber
Somebody will build something with it, some day
The Actual Answer
All jokes aside, here's what we really move: construction equipment, jobsite tools and trailers, lumber, pipe and materials, and just about anything else that needs to get from a yard to a jobsite fast.
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