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What We Haul

15 Things FERO Won't HaulAnd 15 Things We Would Haul Instead

By Team FERO

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We get asked a lot about what FERO hauls. So we made three videos to illustrate the will they / won't they scenarios. Swipe through below.

Where We Draw The Line

  • Won't Haul

    Anything requiring a hazmat suit and a prayer


    Will Haul

    An industrial sump pump to clean up the mess

  • Won't Haul

    Anything involving live animals, a tuxedo or a wedding cake


    Will Haul

    The scissor lift needed to put the topper on a 30-foot cake

  • Won't Haul

    The crushing weight of societal expectations


    Will Haul

    The rebar needed to reinforce a really heavy load

  • Won't Haul

    The mountain of emotional baggage you've been ignoring


    Will Haul

    The excavator you'd need to get to the bottom of your problem

  • Won't Haul

    That nasty couch you found in the alley


    Will Haul

    The skid steer you'd need to help clean up that mess

We've Seen The Movie

  • Won't Haul

    Clark Griswold's (or anyone else's) Aunt Edna


    Will Haul

    Aunt Edna's estate for the auction house

  • Won't Haul

    That haunted and cursed doll

    Seriously, no way. We saw that movie.


    Will Haul

    The materials to keep it properly chained and secured

  • Won't Haul

    The “weather balloon” and “dummy” from Roswell


    Will Haul

    The merch for next year's Roswell 80th anniversary celebration

  • Won't Haul

    Anything that has a heartbeat, a name and an attitude problem


    Will Haul

    The materials you'd need to build that llama a new corral

  • Won't Haul

    Any of that dumpster-fire type of drama


    Will Haul

    The industrial fire extinguisher you'd need to deal with it

The Stuff That Actually Weighs On You

  • Won't Haul

    Your drudging lack of morning motivation

    It's so heavy


    Will Haul

    4 pallets of espresso beans

    If that don't work, nothing will

  • Won't Haul

    Your unread emails

    All 1,847 of them


    Will Haul

    Your order of red bricks

    All 1,847 of them

  • Won't Haul

    That gigantic heap of “gym guilt” from January


    Will Haul

    Two full pallets of the latest fad diet stuff

    Even if you won't use this either

  • Won't Haul

    The looming weight of your student loans


    Will Haul

    An equal weight in ramen noodles

    You're used to it

  • Won't Haul

    Your Pinterest board of 2,400 home project ideas

    That you never ever finish


    Will Haul

    2,400 lbs of lumber

    Somebody will build something with it, some day

The Actual Answer

All jokes aside, here's what we really move: construction equipment, jobsite tools and trailers, lumber, pipe and materials, and just about anything else that needs to get from a yard to a jobsite fast.

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